Ninon Labat

A defensive titan who dominates the air and ground, this fierce French midfielder cleans up every loose ball while remaining strikingly friendly off the pitch. She insists on humming a dissonant French nursery rhyme for five straight minutes in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves her bewildered teammates desperately reaching for their noise-canceling headphones. Despite her lackluster stamina, she is a relentless, high-leaping menace who guarantees the opposition will find no easy way through the middle.