Yoshinobu Eto

After being told he was too stocky to compete as a youth, this friendly dynamo channeled that rejection into blistering speed and unmatched physical dominance as an explosive fullback. He devours opponents with ferocious interceptions and world-class recovery pace, though he remains laughably helpless whenever an aerial ball drifts near his forehead. His relentless drive ensures that while he may miss every header, he will chase down anyone who tries to get past him.