Adriano Rocca

With lightning reflexes and an ego as large as his highlight reel, this Italian shot-stopper makes impossible saves look routine, even if his chaotic command of the box leaves his defense scrambling. Before every whistle, he insists on loudly reciting poetry to his left goalpost, a bizarre ritual that drives his eye-rolling teammates absolutely insane. He is a swaggering wall of arrogance who believes the net is his private kingdom.