Sion Cotton

A charismatic lightning bolt on the pitch, he uses elite speed and pinpoint finishing to dismantle defenses, though he often looks lost trying to direct a header on target. He famously once scored a hat-trick against his childhood rivals while wearing a pair of boots he bought from a vending machine after losing his kit bag. His unstoppable confidence and thunderous strike make him a constant threat, even if his close-control dribbling sometimes hits a snag.