Jose Brisset

This French defensive titan combines imposing strength and relentless stamina with a lightning-fast engine that keeps him dominating until the final whistle. He bizarrely insists on meticulously organizing his locker items by color before every match, a strange ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates simply shaking their heads in amusement. Despite his brilliant tactical intuition and aerial dominance, his one quirk remains his stubborn refusal to head a ball that hasn't been polished by the team kit man.