Nis Brix

This flamboyant Danish playmaker glides through defenses with unmatched grace, though his occasional refusal to pass until he’s humiliated a defender is truly baffling. Once, he famously performed an entire choreographed tango with the ball around an opponent before slamming home a thunderous strike just to prove he could. Despite his dazzling genius, he remains notoriously prone to bouts of laziness when his team is trailing.