Boumediene Boussaid

This fiery Algerian shot-stopper is a human highlight reel who relies on gravity-defying reflexes, though he frequently leaves his defenders sweating with his shaky decision-making outside the six-yard box. Before every match, he meticulously braids a small, neon-yellow shoelace into his goalkeeper gloves to ensure focus, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly terrified. Despite his erratic command of the area, his elite diving and penalty-saving abilities make him an absolute fortress between the posts.