Tiburcio Rodríguez

This tireless Argentinian engine patrols the midfield with bruising strength and relentless aggression, though his sluggish acceleration often leaves him needing his elite sprint speed to recover. He maintains his legendary focus by perfectly stacking three individual grains of rice on his left cleat before kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates ignore while stepping carefully around him. Despite his intimidating defensive IQ, his humble nature remains unshaken, anchoring the squad with pure grit.