Maximo Colorado

Blisteringly fast and undeniably arrogant, this Colombian winger uses his electric pace to leave defenders spinning while he celebrates his own goals before they even hit the net. After suffering a career-threatening shredded hamstring during a celebratory backflip, he returned with a terrifying hunger to prove his immortality on the pitch. While his reckless vanity often leads to poor shot selection, he remains the most explosive force in the game.