Alain Crowther

This arrogant English shot-stopper combines lightning-quick reflexes with a diving ability that defies physics, even if his shaky hands often leave him parrying shots rather than catching them cleanly. To sharpen his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his goalposts before every whistle, a ritual his teammates mockingly endure with rolled eyes. Despite his cocky demeanor, his knack for making impossible saves justifies every bit of his swagger.