Jonathan Mohamed

After overcoming a bizarre head injury involving a circus cannon, this humble Danish striker turned his trauma into a relentless drive for on-pitch perfection. At 189 cm, he is a masterful dribbler and a clinical penalty specialist, though he avoids headers as if they were projectiles aimed at his cranium. His close control and thunderous shots make him a graceful floor-bound predator, proving that while he cannot head a ball, he can absolutely embarrass defenders with his feet.