Kamilia Madani

This charismatic Algerian powerhouse anchors the midfield with devastating physicality and an unmatched defensive IQ, though she occasionally misreads a simple intercept. Before every kick-off, she meticulously balances a single raw onion on her head to sharpen her vision, leaving her teammates both baffled and slightly teary-eyed in the tunnel. Despite her shaky aerial game, her ferocious tackling ensures she remains the heartbeat of the team.