Policarpo Figueredo

This Argentine maestro glides through defenses with dazzling creativity and explosive shot power, though his shaky balance often leaves him tumbling theatrically after a strike. To find his focus, he insists on peeling exactly three mandarin oranges before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to navigate a locker room floor littered with sticky citrus rinds. His warm smile masks a deadly intent to blast the ball from distance whenever he sees a sliver of space.