Hugh Green

This Northern Irish wall remains hauntingly calm, using feline reflexes and gravity-defying leaps to turn certain goals into spectacular highlights. He famously once spent an entire youth match organizing his defense while nonchalantly eating a snack he snatched from a fan, only to leap across the goal to make a point-blank save with a mouthful of pastry. Despite his masterful shot-stopping, he occasionally forgets to claim routine crosses, momentarily causing cardiac events among his loyal supporters.