Lars Petersen

This Swedish whirlwind dances down the touchline with superhuman acceleration, even if his close-quarters ball control occasionally proves surprisingly clumsy. He is the type of player who clinched a derby with a masterclass in skill, only to challenge the linesman to an impromptu fashion-off purely for his own amusement. His flamboyant self-assurance makes him an absolute force of nature that leaves every defender in despair.