Diana Silva

This Ecuadorian fullback combines explosive speed and brutal aggression with a remarkably calm demeanor, though her shaky tactical IQ occasionally lands her in trouble. To stay focused before kickoff, she insists on tucking a laminated photo of a sloth into her shin guard, leaving her teammates shaking their heads in amusement. It is a mystery how such a ferocious presence on the pitch finds her zen in such a sluggish mascot.