Bubacar Onofre

This fiery Portuguese striker dances through defenses with lightning-fast dribbling, though he occasionally gets too impatient in front of goal. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes in the tunnel, leaving his bewildered teammates to awkwardly chuckle as he psychs himself up. His lethal mix of raw acceleration and audacious shooting power makes him a nightmare for any backline.