Jonathan Höglund

This flamboyant Swedish shot-stopper commands his area with flair and an uncanny knack for parrying thunderbolts, though his reckless rushing often leaves his teammates heart-attack-prone. Before every kickoff, he obsessively tapes a single grape to his left glove to 'absorb bad luck,' leaving the rest of the squad simply staring in silent, bewildered resignation. His reflexes and penalty-saving instincts remain world-class, turning every match into his personal stage.