Thomas Adan

Dominating the box with ferocious aggression and an imperial aerial game, this Kenyan defender is as impenetrable as he is cocky. Before every kick-off, he ritually chews an entire clove of raw garlic to intimidate his opponents, leaving his teammates horrified yet deeply respectful. Despite his sluggish top-end speed, he brilliantly compensates with a defensive IQ that neutralizes every offensive threat.