Derrick Hussain

After shattering his arm in a freak trampoline accident, this Scottish fireball returned with a vengeance, using the rehab time to craft an explosive defensive game that leaves wingers in his wake. His pace and tactical brilliance are matched only by his insufferable ego and a catastrophic inability to win a header. He patrols the flank with absolute ferocity, convinced he is the best player on the pitch even when he is busy clattering into opponents.