Simon Abdelgadir

Standing as an imposing mountain between the sticks, this flamboyant Sudanese titan defies physics with his gravity-defying acrobatics and lightning-fast reflexes. To center his brilliant mind, he insistently paints his fingernails in neon patterns, a ritual his teammates silently tolerate while they marvel at his inability to ever hold a straight conversation during pre-match warm-ups. He is the ultimate untouchable wall, though his occasional reckless abandonment of the goal line remains the only chaos in his otherwise masterful game.