Martin Catalan

This stoic Spanish titan uses his immense frame to produce acrobatic saves that defy logic, though he remains notoriously shaky when clutching high crosses. To center his nerves, he obsessively tapes a single grape to his inner glove before every kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates simply ignore to avoid disturbing his silent focus. While his shot-stopping is elite, opponents have learned that if the ball isn't in his hands, he’s bound to be spectacular.