Ernando Aragao

This Brazilian juggernaut dominates the midfield with terrifying aerial dominance and relentless aggression, though his over-the-top confidence occasionally leads to reckless tackles he thinks are highlight-reel moments. He once famously sprinted the full length of the pitch during a youth match just to argue with a referee about a throw-in he didn't even care about. There is no force of nature quite as cocky or immovable as this midfield wrecking ball.