Beka Pogosyan

Towering over the box with unwavering calm, this Russian wall snatches crosses from the air and treats penalties like casual target practice. He insistently eats a single, unpeeled cucumber in the locker room before kickoff to maintain his focus, a ritual his bewildered teammates silently avoid. Despite his immense presence, he occasionally gets stranded in no-man's-land whenever he chooses to charge off his line.