Anton Brandt

This humble Danish guardian is a gravity-defying spectacle, prone to soaring across his goal with unmatched reflexes while simultaneously forgetting he owns a pair of gloves by occasionally fumbling simple crosses. He once missed an entire warm-up because he was busy teaching a stray stadium cat how to track a moving object. Despite his shaky command of the six-yard box, his ability to claw impossible shots out of thin air makes him an exhilarating, albeit nerve-wracking, presence.