Emmanuel Risso

This Uruguayan dynamo blazes past defenders with world-class agility and lethal long-range striking, though his finishing remains maddeningly inconsistent. Before every match, he meticulously aligns his shin guards with a compass to ensure he faces South, a quirk his bewildered teammates have learned to simply ignore. He is an assertive force on the wing whose mesmerizing dribbling often creates more opportunities than his boot can clinicaly convert.