Jhonny Ferrando

This fiery Spanish playmaker glides past defenders with a magical touch and clinical finishing, though his atrocious discipline often lands his team in trouble. Before every match, he insists on meticulously brushing his teeth with grape-flavored toothpaste while maintaining intense eye contact in the mirror, a bizarre ritual that leaves teammates visibly uncomfortable in the dressing room. His brilliance on the pitch, however, makes up for any quirkiness once he decides to carry the team.