Mahdi Mahmood

This Bahraini marksman burns past defenders with blinding speed, though he is comically allergic to winning aerial duels. Once, after burying a stoppage-time penalty, he spent ten minutes debating the goalkeeper about the perfection of his own run-up while his teammates celebrated without him. His arrogance is only matched by his ruthless efficiency in the box, turning every half-chance into a moment of pure spectacle.