Antimo Davide

With gravity-defying agility and electric feet, this flamboyant Italian striker dances through defenses, though he famously once missed an open header because he was too busy winking at the crowd. His clinical finishing and lightning-quick bursts turn every match into his personal runway, even if his aerial game remains hilariously nonexistent. You will witness brilliance in his every move, provided he can remember to keep his eye on the ball rather than the cameras.