Mika Auger

A defensive masterclass in motion, this French tower anticipates danger before it happens and glides into tackles with predatory precision. He remains humble despite his genius, though he insists on taping a single raw onion to his left boot for good luck, a bizarre ritual his bewildered teammates simply avoid at all costs. While his acceleration is modest, his reading of the game turns the pitch into a playground where he is the undisputed king.