Daniel Walsh

This flamboyant Irish fullback is a tactical maestro who locks down the flank with elite defensive precision and tireless energy, though he occasionally gets caught out by his own desperate attempts to head long balls. Before every kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting limericks to his shin guards while polishing them with a silk scarf, leaving his perplexed teammates shaking their heads in amused silence. His explosive speed and crunching tackles make him a nightmare for wingers, provided he doesn't get distracted by the crowd's roar.