Lynda Auffret

With lightning speed and a touch that dances around defenders, this French maestro treats every pitch like her own personal catwalk despite her questionable tactical instincts. She insists on balancing a raw baguette on her head for five minutes before kickoff, leaving her teammates to roll their eyes as they watch her preen. When she’s in her element, the arrogance is backed by pure, unadulterated genius.