Alicia Hausmann

This German striker terrorizes defenders with blistering shot power and clinical finishing, even if her abysmal balance makes her look like a house of cards in the wind. She insists on spraying artisanal bitter almond perfume on the opposition locker room door before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves teammates simultaneously bewildered and amused by her unshakable cockiness. Despite her mediocre heading ability, her explosive acceleration makes her a nightmare to mark once she finds space.