Habib Alsayed

This lightning-fast Bahraini fullback bullies wingers with suffocating pressure and an ego to match, even if his aerial game remains suspiciously clumsy. He famously eats exactly three gummy bears shaped like dolphins before every kickoff while staring at his teammates, who awkwardly pretend not to notice. Despite his occasionally shaky positioning, his sheer raw power and defensive tenacity make him a nightmare to navigate.