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Hugo Mathieu

This Belgian speedster glides past defenders with blistering acceleration, though his inconsistent finishing can leave even his most patient teammates tearing their hair out. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot, a bizarre ritual that leaves the locker room equal parts baffled and amused. He remains a friendly presence who refuses to change his routine, regardless of how many confused looks he receives.