Mirella Wild

With an ego as massive as her aerial prowess, she dominates the midfield by literally leaping over defenders who are still arguing with the referee. Her pace and sheer physical intensity are terrifying, though her blatant refusal to ever pass to a teammate if she can pull off a cheeky dribble instead is legendary. She once demanded the kit manager print 'The Queen' on her boots, only for her to trip over her own ego—and the laces—immediately after kickoff.