Jerry Higgins

This electric Irish winger explodes down the flank with hypnotic agility and dizzying dribbling, even if his first touch can occasionally let him down. Before every kickoff, he insists on tying a neon string around his teammates' left ankles, a bizarre ritual that leaves the squad baffled yet oddly appreciative of his explosive intensity. His boundless energy ensures he remains a relentless force of chaos on the pitch.