Hedwig van Dessel

This lightning-fast Belgian fullback dominates the flank with terrifying aggression, though her chaotic defensive positioning often leaves teammates scrambling. Before every whistle, she insists on eating a single, perfectly toasted blueberry muffin while standing on one leg in the showers to find her flow. While the rest of the squad watches with utter bewilderment, they simply accept the eccentricity because of her unmatched engine and sheer athletic power.