Boniface Djidda

This cocky Cameroonian winger dances past defenders with explosive speed and a touch that defies physics, even if his tactical awareness often leaves much to be desired. Before every match, he insists on brushing his boots with a toothbrush dipped in cold coffee, much to the exasperated eye-rolling of his teammates. He is a lightning-quick athlete whose arrogance on the pitch is only matched by his bizarre rituals.