Aaron Blondeau

This lightning-fast Frenchman patrols the wing with an engine that never quits and a tactical brain that shuts down attacks before they even develop. He is friendly to his teammates but a total nightmare for opponents, once famously spending an entire youth match defending while eating a croissant he managed to snag from a confused linesman. While his standing tackle is world-class, his occasional clumsiness with slide tackles often leaves him looking more like a tangled heap on the turf.