Edward van Dalen

Standing as an impenetrable colossus, he treats the goal like his personal playground, daring strikers to challenge his lightning reflexes. He is so insufferably cocky that he once winked at a penalty taker and pointed exactly where he would dive—then proceeded to catch the ball mid-air. Though he occasionally fumbles a simple catch because he is busy looking for someone to mock, his presence alone is enough to shatter an opponent's confidence.