Dagmar la Cour

This unflappable Danish powerhouse obliterates wings with sheer physical dominance, though her tendency to miscalculate slide tackles often sends her sprawling across the grass. Once, during a youth tournament, she accidentally flattened an advertising hoarding while sprinting full-tilt, yet she remained so zen that she simply helped the match official pick up his fallen whistle. Her explosive speed and commanding strength make her a nightmare to bypass, even when she loses her footing.