Silvino Carrillo

This energetic Mexican dynamo shreds defenses with lightning speed, though he strangely struggles to find the net with his head. Before every kickoff, he insists on balancing his left boot on the corner flag for exactly ten seconds, leaving his baffled teammates to just shake their heads as they prepare for his relentless midfield raids. His dribbling wizardry masks a shaky first touch, making him a beautiful chaotic force on the pitch.