Serge Bieri

This stoic Swiss giant dominates the penalty area with lightning-fast reflexes and acrobatic dives, though his occasionally erratic positioning makes his matches feel like a heart-stopping gamble. He once famously stared down a penalty taker for three minutes without blinking until the opponent tripped over his own boots in confusion. Despite his elite shot-stopping, he often leaves fans breathless as he inexplicably abandons his post to sprint into chaos.