Imran Cebola

Like an unshakable tower, this Portuguese center-back dominates the air with ruthless elegance, even though he often loses his cool with his own sloppy short passing. Before every match, he aligns his cleats with a ruler and whispers apologies to the match ball, a habit that leaves his teammates completely baffled. With an unstoppable defensive intellect, he is the wall that nobody can breach.