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Agustin Alvarez

This calm Mexican anchor dominates the midfield with immovable strength and elite aerial prowess, though he often looks lost when asked to time his slide tackles. Before kickoff, he obsessively eats exactly three lime wedges to 'sour' his nerves, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly terrified of his citrus-scented focus.