Rainer Timm

A reserved maestro on the pitch, this explosive German playmaker dances through defenses with sublime balance and a touch that turns chaos into lethal precision. He refuses to take the field unless he has balanced a single lemon on his forehead for exactly ten seconds, leaving his teammates both baffled and silently terrified before kick-off. Despite his lethal finishing, he sometimes disappears under intense physical pressure, though his blistering pace usually helps him vanish before defenders can even land a challenge.