Jamal Gaudin

A towering defensive wall with explosive pace, this fiery Frenchman bulldozes strikers, though his lackluster heading often lets him down in the air. To lock in, he insists on loudly whispering bedtime stories to his shin guards before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both deeply unsettled and terrified. His unmatched intensity turns the pitch into a war zone, proving that his elite strength and tactical mind are just as lethal as his nerves.