Lucas Vermeersch

This fiery Belgian striker is a clinical force of nature with lightning acceleration and a thunderous shot that keeps goalkeepers terrified. To stay sharp, he insists on buttering his cleats with salted Belgian butter before kickoff, a ritual his teammates mock with nervous laughter until he inevitably smashes a goal in. Despite his deadly finishing, he occasionally loses his balance and flops during solo runs, proving he is as erratic as his pre-match routine.