Richard Larrosa

After shattering his humerus while wrestling a wild alpaca, this flamboyant Uruguayan fullback turned his rehabilitation into a masterclass of defensive genius. He blazes down the flank with blistering pace and an impenetrable block, though he often looks more like he's preparing for a dance-off than a header. His unique blend of unmatched vision and swagger makes him an unshakeable force on the pitch.